A Fares of a Street Savvy Cabby 75 True Stories c. 2008 The most outrageously funny stories from the streets. 138 page paperback with pictures. Adult Reading. It can also be purchased in Tremont for $9.95 at Visible Voice Books.By: Harry Longfellow M. Ed. and Ph. D. in Street Life.
Harry is my pen name. Real Name: Thomas J. Jasany Send a check for $12.95 This includes first class mail to: Thomas Jasany
8261 Memphis Ave, Apt. 8
Cleveland Ohio 44144
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DESTINATIONS
(Table of Contents: 75 Stories)
No Fear - No Fare Refused...
Preface: Life is a highway...
Introduction: Just a set of wheels...
The Real Alcoholic: 2 DUI's in 5 hours...
Obnoxious Drunk:TTTake mmme hhhome...
Arrogant Drunk:You're a retard...
Romantic Drunk: I need some flowers...
Nasty Drunk: Just drive mother fucker...
Persistent Drunk: Can we have your panties...
Killer Drunk: I'm going to blow your fucking brains out.
Killer Drunk: I'm going to blow your fucking brains out
Unsuspecting Drunk: Dressed in legumes, panties, bra.
75 Year Old Drunk: I got it here somewhere...
Passed Out Stripper: The cab driver robbed me...
Rock n Rosie: My tits are real...
Anatomy of a Stripper: Who's that girl...
Postal Worker: I'm addicted to table dancing...
Shattered: Drunk and disorderly...
Drunk Who Couldn't Talk: Wawa, wawa, wa...
Bisexuals: We drink for free all night long...
Cross-dressers: Hey girls, you're looking good...
The Urinator: Pissed off...
The American Dream: Party with me...
Band Manager: I wants see some tits..
College Kids: Our major is partying...
The F-Ugly Broad: I fucked her for old glory...
St. Patrick's Day: Let my girlfriend take care of you...
The Jerk: I'm yankin it Downtown tonight...
Contest Winner: I sent in a topless picture...
Exhibitionist: Call me when you grow up...
Have a Nice Day: Puke in cup...
Sober for 46 yrs: Shake the hand, that Bill W. shook...
The Gay Alcoholic Crack Head: I shit my pants...
Drug Dealers: You holdin...
Drug Addict: I'm not that bad...
Drug Bust: Spit it out...
The Crack Head Hooker: Hey Cabby need a lick...
The Hooker: I use Listerine to kill the germs...
Family Feud: You're nothing but a crack whore...
Junky: He was shaking apart...
Drug Buy: We'll be right back...
Party Boys: We left something in the cab...
Elephant Boy: Whip it good...
Innocent Passenger: I'm not buying dope...
Love Seat: Let's talk about sex baby...
Fetish Ball: Whipping show, foot worship stand...
The Sucker: The $400 Blow Job.....
Rick the Pimp: You wanta cum upstairs...
Female Escort: Just squirt him in the eye and leave...
Female Football Escort: I sacked the quarterback...
Magnum Force: Where can I buy some condoms...
Horny Gay Man: I like giving head to strait men...
Fatal Attraction: I can't stop loving him...
Ex-Girlfriend's Revenge: Help me blow up a car...
Desperate Man: You know what time it is bro...
Psychotic Passenger: Shit mother fucker...
Mental Health Resident: I'll have your job...
The Homeless Shelter: I have a few bags...
Hungry Passenger: Will you go shopping for me...
Cab Driver's Nightmare: I'm paying your salary...
Coming Home: Knock, knock anybody home...
Passenger Going Nowhere: I just need some help...
Mr. Potato Head: A chip off the old block...
Pit Bull: Pacing in the back seat...
Grateful Passenger: I'll take care of you...
Passenger with No Money: Give me your tennis shoes...
Dollars from Heaven: Payday in the ghetto...
Generous Passenger: Can I write you a check...
Cheap Bastard: Busting balls carrying luggage...
Christian Con: I'll put you on the prayer list...
Cabby Special: Is this ride free...
War Veteran: What the fuck am I doing here...
The Inmate: It's good to be out of the Just Us system...
The Race Card: I'm suing the cab company...
The Lifesaver: Hurry, I've been shot...
Mayor of Fun Town: I'm ordering you to have fun...
Street Fighter: No holds barred...
Panhandler: Got any change...
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Brutal Un-PC Honesty is my trademark. I have a positive attitude, a sense of humor and a spirit of adventure.
Cleveland rocks...I took one to the face. She left without paying...I tackled her...she picked up a rock and hit me.
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Plain Dealer Interview with Micheal Heaton
Great Picture by Gus Chan
Radio Interview with Rick Gilmour
Both Books Sold Out - Available in the Cleveland Library
Book Review by Debbie Palmer
Legendary Radio Host Bill Gordon - Can't We Talk It Over
